V-day, and by V I mean Valentine’s.  Get red-y, get ya red on, and if you are even slightly inclined to drag your man to see 50 Shades of Grey (and notice that maybe E.L. James has inadvertently given us the definitive spelling of grey) just remember what my beloved Rotten Tomatoes has to say about it:  “50 Shades of Grey has only one shade: tedious self-pity.”  “How can a movie this controversial be this painfully boring?” “As exciting as a rectal exam” and finally, “It’s terrible on almost every level.”  Proceed with caution ladies, much love comin’ at ya!
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